March Madness - Fractured Fairy Tales

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Thanks to everyone who took part in the Poll about what our March challenge should be. Fairy Tales clearly won, but there were also quite a few people who chose "All of the Above." So we'll do Fairy Tales for March, and some other kind of general remix challenge later in the year.

The Rules

Pick any fairy tale of your choice -- see below for inspiration -- or make one up. If you think it's a fairy tale, it counts as one for the purposes of this challenge. You can also remix more than one fairy tale in the same fanwork if you wish, in the style of Shrek.

Once you've picked a fairy tale/s, remix in some way to make it about Eddie and/or Venom. Any kind of fanwork is welcome -- art, vids, fiction, playlist, meta, etc.

Post your fractured fairy tale any time in March and share it here on the symbrock  community.

Prize

The person who posts the most fractured fairy tales in March can choose our next challenge, if they so wish, with the proviso that I might tweak it a little to fit better into our community's ethos.

Inspiration Bank

These resources are not definitive -- you can choose a fairy tale not included in any of these archives, or make up your own. This is just a place to start if you're looking for ideas. Please add links in comments if you have suggestions for more resources.

List of Fairy Tales on Wikipedia
Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Mythology (public domain downloadable e-books)
The Public Domain Review's fairy tale books list
FairyTales.com (includes indigenous folk tales from a variety of sources)
Fairy Tales of the World
Grimm's Fairy Tales
Hans Christian Andersen

Have fun fracturing your fairy tales!